Reminder to Raymond James: You first.
I’m not kidding you, Raymond. It’s going to take years to re-air (during the LEGAL CASE when it reaches The Hague) all the television commercials from January 2001 onward, but not a long wait to see yours because yours (you know the one I’m talking about: the middle-age man sitting on a swing in a playground into whose arms a four or five year old girl runs though the camera does not let the viewer see if he has candy or ice cream or a toy in his hands; instead, the camera zooms in on the sly, sinister expression on his face as the announcer says, “You first.” Raymond, I kid you not when I tell you, you’re going to be first.
(The wrath of Jehovah God is upon you, Mormon Church of Satan.)
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