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(Microsoft MSN News, August 7, 2018, http://www.msn.com)

August 7, 2018, 4pm.  About Me.  My youngest grandson, Wesley, was born on this day of the year. I am so glad my youngest daughter, his mother, decided to not have an abortion.

I did not buy a birthday gift for Wesley (who just so happens to be the primary plaintiff in a legal case against Berkshire Hathaway, Microsoft, Accenture, American Express, Apple including Beats, Disney, Russell Investments, Skull Candy, Bain, Citi, JPMorganChase, Simpson Thacher Bartlett, Morgan Lewis, Cole Schotz, Parr Brown Gee Loveless, Universal Music including Def Jam, Raymond James, L Brands, Spanx, H&M, Macy’s, IBM, T-Mobile, Verizon, Marriott International including the Ritz Carlton and all corporations owned directly and indirectly by the Mormon Church of Satan—Wesley’s mother, my youngest daughter, is a primary plaintiff, cc all Mormon barristers).

Why?  Because I do not celebrate birthdays.

The reason I do not celebrate birthdays is because my brothers do not celebrate birthdays.  Well, actually, the reason I do not celebrate birthdays is because my brothers taught me why I should not celebrate birthdays.

The reason my brothers do not celebrate birthdays is because first century Christians did not celebrate birthdays (it is to an elect class of my brothers that Jesus Christ gave the keys to Holy Bible understanding; that is a fact, and nothing in this world can change that fact).

The reason first century Christians did not celebrate birthdays is because the Israelites did not celebrate birthdays, and there is also, of course, what happened to John the Baptizer, (which Christendom’s clergy have, for centuries now, managed to completely overlook).

There are only two accounts of birthday celebrations recorded in God’s Word the Holy Bible: 

The first birthday celebration is recorded in the “Old Testament” (the Hebrew Scriptures): the birthday celebration for Pharaoh (the pharaoh during Joseph’s imprisonment) at which Pharaoh’s baker was hanged.


20 Now on the third day it turned out to be Pharʹaoh’s birthday,+ and he proceeded to make a feast for all his servants and to lift up the head of the chief of the cupbearers and the head of the chief of the bakers in the midst of his servants.+
21 Accordingly he returned the chief of the cupbearers to his post of cupbearer,+ and he continued to give the cup into Pharʹaoh’s hand.
22 But the chief of the bakers he hung up,+ just as Joseph had given them the interpretation.+
https://www.jw.org/en/publications/bible/bi12/books/genesis/40/

New International Version
Now the third day was Pharaoh’s birthday, and he gave a feast for all his officials. He lifted up the heads of the chief cupbearer and the chief baker in the presence of his officials:

King James Bible
And it came to pass the third day, which was Pharaoh’s birthday, that he made a feast unto all his servants: and he lifted up the head of the chief butler and of the chief baker among his servants.

American Standard Version
And it came to pass the third day, which was Pharaoh’s birthday, that he made a feast unto all his servants: and he lifted up the head of the chief butler and the head of the chief baker among his servants.

Douay-Rheims Bible
The third day after this was the birthday of Pharao: and he made a. great feast for his servants, and at the banquet remembered the chief butler, and the chief baker.

https://biblehub.com/genesis/40-20.htm

The second (birthday celebration) is recorded in the “New Testament” (the Greek Scriptures): a birthday celebration for King Herod at which John the Baptizer was beheaded.

At that particular time Herod, the district ruler,* heard the report about Jesus+
2 and said to his servants: “This is John the Baptist. He was raised up from the dead, and this is why the powerful works* are operating in him.”+
3 For Herod had arrested John and bound him and put him away in prison on account of He·roʹdi·as the wife of Philip his brother.+
4 For John had been saying to him: “It is not lawful for you to be having her.”+
5 However, although he wanted to kill him, he feared the crowd, because they took him for a prophet.+
6 But when Herod’s birthday+ was being celebrated the daughter of He·roʹdi·as danced at it and pleased Herod so much 
7 that he promised with an oath to give her whatever she asked.+

8 Then she, under her mother’s coaching, said: “Give me here upon a platter the head of John the Baptist.”+
9 Grieved though he was, the king out of regard for his oaths and for those reclining with him commanded it to be given;+
10 and he sent and had John beheaded in the prison.
11 And his head was brought on a platter and given to the maiden, and she brought it to her mother.+
12 Finally his disciples came up and removed the corpse and buried him+ and came and reported to Jesus.
13 At hearing this Jesus withdrew from there by boat into a lonely place for isolation;+ but the crowds, getting to hear of it, followed him on foot from the cities.

https://www.jw.org/en/publications/bible/bi12/books/matthew/14/


New International Version
On Herod’s birthday the daughter of Herodias danced for the guests and pleased Herod so much

King James Bible
But when Herod’s birthday was kept, the daughter of Herodias danced before them, and pleased Herod.

American Standard Version
But when Herod’s birthday came, the daughter of Herodias danced in the midst, and pleased Herod.
Douay-Rheims Bible
But on Herod’s birthday, the daughter of Herodias danced before them: and pleased Herod.

https://biblehub.com/matthew/14-6.htm


The family of Will (suffering from rare childhood illness) are plaintiffs in a legal case against Berkshire Hathaway, Microsoft etal