June 6, 2018
To the FBI (who are not insiders to the Mormon Church of Satan’s planned nuclear bomb attack on the Hudson River): I changed my hotel reservation, from June 12 -13, 2018 to June 20-21, 2018. I must wait until I have more money in my checking account; I do not want to go to Washington DC with just enough money (my hotel room alone is $778 for two nights!), there’s no telling what kind of emergency might arise.
I will make an important message from me announcement (at the Kennedy Center) to theatergoers on line to see Mormon Church of Satan’s Hamilton musical, and I will quietly ask people if they’d like to sign a petition, petitioning Caroline Kennedy, President, 2020.
(I will also spend less time sitting in my room here at YWCA Brooklyn, posting information here at my website, and more time in subway stations [14th Street, 34th Street, 72nd Street, 86th Street] asking subway riders if they’d like to sign the petition. A lot more time.)
Thursday during the day I will visit the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum.
This month, no visit to Congress after all (and probably not for a while because all my time spent in Washington DC each month for the remainder of the year will be spent making an important message from me announcement, and trying to get signatures on a petition), so, it will not be necessary for the FBI and Homeland Security and the National Guards and Metropolitan Police to assign approximately 1,000 extra agents/police officers on Capitol Hill.
Did you investigate the Mafia guy who asked me if Caroline Kennedy is alive or still alive? It would be negligent to take that question (his question) lightly. This is him yesterday, walking past Mormon Church of Satan’s Hamilton musical on his way to his employer, Mormon Church of Satan’s Marriott Marquis hotel.
Maybe he’s not a Mormon Mafiaguy. Maybe he’s Italian. (Mormons are experts at having other people do their dirty work!) I hadn’t planned to take a picture of this guy. He was walking past what I had taken a picture of, a dirty washcloth showcased at the curb:
Dirty washcloth, 46th Street, Hamilton musical, June 5, 2018. As soon as I possibly can, I will find the pictures I took of two white washcloths, in the street [46th Street, near Hamilton musical], and I will write about the white washcloth on the pier in Hoboken, June or July 2009, the evening a special event was held under a tent at the end of one of the piers, an event for Hoboken Police Department. (When I’ve time to, I will look through my thousands of pictures to see if I still have pictures, the pictures might have been confiscated.) And the pictures of North Linen company trucks, in front of Hotel Edison/Patzeria. Mormons are the only ones who recognize any of the symbolism driving by or walking by or stationary on 46th Street.
NUTS4NUTS, 46th Street, June 5, 2018. This vendor is a plaintiff in a legal case against Berkshire Hathaway, Accenture, Bain, Citi, JPMorganChase, Verizon and all corporations owned directly and indirectly by the Mormon Church of Satan. cc all Mormon barristers
The Mormon Church of Satan does not take me seriously when I warn them about the fact that, any attempt to put this “nutjob” (me) in a “nuthouse”, will backfire,
(Market Watch, June 6, 2018, approximately 10:30am, https://www.marketwatch.com/)
4:30pm. FBI, Update: I’m sitting in the periodicals room at the main public library, having not a clue as to how do I start a petition, or rather, to whom do I mail the names as I gather signatures to put Caroline Kennedy’s name on the ballot. While searching the internet to find out, I saw that there is already a petition to elect Caroline Kennedy, but there’s something about the petition that makes me think it originates straight “outta” Wyoming, and Utah.
Bruce Smith started this petition to Caroline Kennedy for President and 1 other
cc CIA Mormon Danite Richard Bruce Cheney of Wyoming and Utah, one of the leaders o the Mormon Mafia, one of the masterminds of “911”, one of the masterminds of the next planned attack on America: the planned nuclear bomb attack on the Hudson River, cc all Mormon barristers
Then I saw this article:
How to run for president, in 4 easy
By Philip Bump February 23, 2015
US President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney participate in the second presidential debate in 2012. (AFP PHOTO / Saul LOEB / Getty Images)
You, like most Americans, probably plan to run for president. You have plenty of time, theoretically; the general election is still 22 months away and even if you plan to seek the nomination of one of the major parties, those don’t kick off until January. But, as our next president, you understand the value in getting things lined up early. (Or maybe not, in which case feel free to save this article to read later. No pressure!)
Running for president is both much easier and much more complicated than you might think. Since you are busy making buttons and practicing your stump speech or whatever, we’ve broken it down into four easy steps.
1. Fill out a form with the government.
This is the part that is easier than you might expect. To become a candidate for the presidency, simply fill out this form. That’s it.
Filling out Form 2 gets you included on the exotic FEC list “Presidential Form 2 Filers,” which is a compendium of people that plan to run for president, plus some other people with varying motivations. (We wrote about this list and those people in December.) Need further proof that this step is important? Here’s the Form 2 filed by a guy named “Barack Obama” in 2007.
Now, technically, you don’t need to file this form unless you have spent or received more than $5,000 in service of your presidential bid. (We covered this last month.) If you don’t spend that money, we’ll note, it’s not really very likely that you’re going to be elected president. Not because of expensive TV spots or even those buttons you were just making — but because it will be very hard for anyone to actually vote for you. Which bring us to….
“I see reasons to believe our health system can solve this crisis.” – David Calabrese, Chief Pharmacy Officer, Optum Rx
2. Get on the ballot in states.
Let’s say you want to go big. You think that the Democratic presidential field is wide open, since no one has expressed an interest in running and because you suffer from a rare illness wherein hearing or reading the word “Clinton” causes you to black out for 15 seconds. If you plan to contest the Democratic (or Republican) nomination then, you need to be on the primary ballot in enough states to get the delegates you need at the convention.
That’s harder than it sounds. In many states, ballot access is granted after turning in petitions from registered members of the party. Here, for example, are California’s guidelines used in 2012. (A representative of the secretary of state in California told the Post by phone that the process would likely be the same in 2016.) There are two ways onto the ballot: A petition drive or after being placed on the ballot by California Secretary of State Alex Padilla.
That latter option is less likely. In 2012, California looked at federal matching fund eligibility, at being listed in polls, and at being on other states’ ballots as reasons to include a candidate on the primary ballot. Good luck with this!
Let’s put smart to work.TM [IBM]
So unless you’re friends with California party muckety-mucks, you’ll need petitions. In 2012, candidates needed either one percent or 500 signatures (whichever was lower) from Democrats in each of the state’s 50-plus congressional districts. They had two months to do so — which, particularly if you’re hoping to keep expenses under $5,000, is a time crunch.
Other states work similarly; some don’t. A representative from the state of New York’s Board of Elections said that he couldn’t say how to get on the ballot because it’s a function of legislation passed by the State Assembly and Senate. The 2012 guidelines aren’t online, because they only applied to that specific election. In other words, you as a conscientious candidate will want to bookmark the NY BOE homepage.
In caucus states, it’s a little different. We asked Iowa Republican party spokesman Charlie Szold by telephone what a candidate in that state would need to do to be considered during the caucus. “It’s a very easy answer,” he replied: “Absolutely nothing.” In Iowa, the caucuses — held in hundreds of small, local venues across the state — are wide open. “It’s strictly a question of name ID and persuasion,” Szold said. If you can convince enough people to show up at their caucuses and cast a (secret, paper) ballot for you, you can win the state. Simple enough, except for the logistics.
Technically, you can do something similar in California. It allows write-in candidacies for party nominations. If you can corral most of Iowa to back you, it shouldn’t be much harder to get tens of thousands of Californians to be willing to write your name in on their ballots.
OK. Once you’re on the ballot / ready for the caucuses, it’s time to prepare for step three.
3. Participate in a debate.
Let’s stick with the assumption that you are going to seek your party’s nomination. It’s not clear yet what sort of primary debates the Democrats are going to hold, because of … Hey, wake up. You blacked out for a second. Regardless, a spokesman for the DNC said they hadn’t yet discussed the terms under which people would participate in what we expect will have to be at least a few debates.
In past years, it hasn’t been the parties that have set those rules. Instead, it’s often been up to the networks to decide who gets to appear. Last August Republican National Committee chair Reince Priebus announced that the GOP would sanction specific debates and set the standard for participation. Those standards haven’t been announced, and a spokesperson for the RNC didn’t respond to questions by press time.
SOUR SOFTEST CUSHIONING YET
But even if you don’t want/win your party’s nomination, you can still possibly participate in the big presidential debates for the general election. The rules for inclusion in next year’s debate haven’t yet been set, Janet Brown of the Commission on Presidential Debates told us by phone, but the 2012 guidelines that she offered might help you get ready.
Four years ago, there were three criteria. First, you have to be constitutionally eligible to run, which makes sense. (In other words: Sorry, #Millennials.) Second, you have to be on enough state ballots — for the general election, mind you, which is a different ballgame in Iowa — to be able to cobble together 270 electoral votes. And third, you have to poll at 15 percent.
This last qualification is tricky. Brown explained that Gallup has been responsible for the determination in the past, using the average of five national opinion polls taken before and, when possible, between the three debates as the determining factor. That’s an awfully high bar — but if you’re polling at under 15 percent in October, the odds that you’ll pull out the win are maybe not very good. (The good news? If you qualify for the presidential debate, your VP pick gets a free pass into the vice presidential debate.)
4. Head to Washington for your inauguration.
And that’s about it. You’ve perhaps noticed a few points in the above description that might offer more complexity than others, which is probably to be expected. But, look. You’re the one that wants to be president. If you can’t handle the rigors of turning in forms and collecting signatures, well, I’m not sure the Washington Post can offer you its endorsement.
(The Washington Post, Philip Bump, February 23, 2015; advertisements: June 6, 2018,
FBI, do I need a formal petition? Or can I just have some lined paper with a heading that reads
PETITION TO DRAFT CAROLINE KENNEDY
AS AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 2020
I know you are not in the business of advising citizens in how to start a petition; what I’m really asking of you is that you make sure there is no interference, no attempt to hijack the petition. (The Mormon Church of Satan is dead serious about having their candidate, CIA Mormon Kirsten Gillibrand, win the presidential election in the year 2020.)
The more I read, the more confused am I. I just read an article about Bernie Sanders in which he stated that he chose not to run as an Independent (2016) because to do so would split the vote and possibly ensure the Republican candidate the win. While I have nothing against Bernie Sanders, and he would be my choice were it not the fact that we really need Caroline Kennedy to lead us out of this state of crisis that we’re in, I really need some direction from someone representing Caroline Kennedy, but not anyone who is involved in the “gay” rights movement or the legalize every mind-altering drug under the sun movement. Surely there must be some Democrats who still value traditional values!
I’m at a standstill. I don’t know if the petition should read INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE, or DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE. Right now, I feel like I’m really crazy, delusional, bonkers, a real loony tune.
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM ME: NO POWER ON EARTH CAN PREVENT THE IMPENDING STOCK MARKET CRASH, WORLDWIDE.
THIS IS ANOTHER AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM ME:
No matter how many people think otherwise, Jehovah’s Witnesses really is God’s visible organization.
The wrath of Jehovah God really is upon the Mormon Church of Satan, no matter how many people think otherwise.
The stock market really is going to crash, worldwide, no matter how many people think otherwise.
No matter how many people think otherwise, Caroline Kennedy will be elected President in the year 2020; Jim Turner of Texas will be elected Vice President; Robert Kennedy Jr. will be nominated and confirmed U.S. Attorney General; Robert Mueller will be nominated and confirmed Director of the FBI.
No power on earth has the power to prevent this prophetic message that I write from becoming reality, not even these four people themselves. I write under inspiration from and with authority from, God, the true God, Jehovah. cc all Mormon barristers
THIS IS ANOTHER AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM ME:
Mayor Warren Wilhelm aka Bill de Blasio is the clean-up man, if the Mormon Church of Satan/CIA succeed in their planned nuclear bomb attack on the Hudson River. His administration is already prepared to hold tribunals and immediately execute some of the “troublemakers” (30,000 bananas; nationwide: 30,000 guillotines, to be continued)
Partial List of Scapegoats, if the Mormon Church of Satan/CIA succeed in their nuclear bomb attack on the Hudson River:
Former President Barack “Hussein” Obama
Former Advisor to the President, Valerie “June” Jarrett
Former Homeland Security Director “Jeh” Johnson
Newark Mayor Ras Baraka
Minnesota Congressman FBI agent Keith “Ellison”
New York Congressman FBI agent Hakim Jeffries
Former leader of the CIA’s Black Panthers: FBI agent “Malik Zulu Shabazz”
Former Public Relations Spokesman for Mormon Church, FBI agent “Ahmad” Corbitt (now assigned to the Dominican Republic)
[greasy looking Latino American man and African American man made up to look like former President Barack Hussein Obama wearing Joseph Smith’s white shirt]
[Former presidential candidate Joseph Smith (1844), author of “U.S. Constitution hanging by a thread” prophecy:]
The purpose of this website is to expose the Mormon Church of Satan and all enemies of Jesus Christ the Way the Truth the Life, the Prince of Peace. This website is also the beginning of a presidential campaign to elect Caroline Kennedy President of the United States. I prayed to Jehovah God to please, by means of His son Christ Jesus, please, arrange national events and world events in such a manner such that Caroline Kennedy is elected President of the United States. I know Jehovah God hears my prayer and will answer my prayer because that particular prayer of mine is one of my deepest desires and Jehovah God has promised me that he will satisfy all of my deepest desires. All of the information posted at this website is interconnected; directly connected to the Mormon Church of Satan’s illegal sting operation surrounding Jehovah’s Witnesses worldwide, and me. The illegal sting operation that encompasses every human being on earth, and has resulted in the LEGAL CASE, unlike any other, ever. The LEGAL CASE, headed to The Hague, Netherlands. cc all Mormon attorneys
Maintain Your Focus on Jesus!
(Matthew 14:22-34; Hebrews 12:2)
(Concluding talk, Jehovah’s Witnesses Convention 2015, worldwide)