MORMON CHURCH OF SATAN’S BOOK OF MORMON LYRICS

QUESTION:  What do you do if you’re the Church of Satan and you want to perform an oath of vengeance upon this nation bomb on Wall Street landmark, say, for example, JPMorgan Bank?
ANSWER: You throw the bomb and quickly run the other way, and you allow somebody else to be the scapegoat; in this case, Italians.
QUESTIONS: What do you do if you’re the Church of Satan and you want to say, publicly, in front of a huge audience, “F… You, God”?
ANSWER: You produce a Broadway musical and you arrange to have somebody else sing your song; in this case, Africans.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MORMON CHURCH OF SATAN SONG IS EXTREMELY PROFANE, IRREVERENT, WICKED, BLASPHEMOUS, IMMORAL, SACRILEGIOUS.

IT’S “HILARIOUS!”

THIS MORMON CHURCH OF SATAN SONG IS POSTED HERE AT MY WEBSITE, FOR THE LEGAL CASE!

YES, SCOFFERS, MOCKERS AND RIDICULERS, THE LEGAL CASE!!
(To theatergoers on line to see the Mormon Church of Satan Book of Mormon musical: You need not be in fear of me verbally attacking you, or even judging you for your choice of entertainment.  I am completely focused on exposing the Mormon Church of Satan CIA and making announcements about the fact that the Mormon Church of Satan CIA will be brought before an international court of law, etc., etc., etc.)

MAFALA:
In this part of Africa, we ALL have a saying- whenver something bad happens,
we just throw our hands up to the sky and say HASA DIGA EEBOWAI!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Hasa Diga Eebowai?

MAFALA:
It’s the only way to get through all these troubled times.
There’s war, poverty, famine… but having a saying makes it all seem better!

There isn’t enough food to eat!
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
People are starving in the street!

UGANDANS and MAFALA:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

ELDER PRICE:
Well, that’s pretty neat!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
DOes it mean no worries for the rest of our days?

MAFALA:
Kind of!

We’ve had no rain in several days!

UGANDANS:
Hasa DIga Eebowai!

MAFALA:
And 80% of us have AIDS!

UGANDANS:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

MAFALA:
Many young girls here get
Circumcised,
Their clits get cut right off.

ALL:
Way oh!

WOMEN:
And so we say up to the sky-

UGANDANS:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

MAFALA:
Now you try!  Just stand up tall, tilt your head to the sky,
and list off all the bad things in your life!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Somebody took our luggage away!

UGANDANS:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

ELDER PRICE:
The plane was crowded,
And the bus was late!

UGANDANS:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

MAFALA:
When the world is getting you down,
There’s nobody else to blame!

UGANDANS:
Way oh!

MAFALA:
Raise your middle finger to the sky,
And curse his rotten name!

ELDER PRICE:
Wait, what?!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

UGANDANS:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Am I saying it right?

ELDER PRICE:
Excuse me sir, but what EXACTLY does that phrase mean?

MAFALA:
Well, let’s see… “Eebowai” means “God”.
And “Hasa Diga” means… “Fuck You”.
So I guess in English it would be “Fuck you, God!”

UGANDANS:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

ELDER PRICE:
WHAT?!

MAFALA:
When God fucks you in the butt-

UGANDANS:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

MAFALA:
Fuck him right back in his cunt!

UGANDANS:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Fuck you, God!

ELDER PRICE:
Excuse me, Sir, but you should really NOT be saying that.
Things aren’t always as bad as they seem!

MAFALA:
Oh really?  Well take this fucking asshole, Mutumbo.
He got caught last week trying to RAPE a baby.

ELDER PRICE:
What?!  Why?!

MAFALA:
Some people in his tribe believe having sex with a virgin will cure their AIDS.
There aren’t many virgins left, so some of them are turning to babies.

ELDER PRICE:
But… that’s horrible!

MAFALA:
I know!

UGANDANS:
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

MAFALA:
Here’s the butcher, he has AIDS.
Here’s the teacher, she has AIDS.
Here’s the doctor, he has AIDS.
Here’s my daughter, she has A….
Wonderful disposition.
She’s all I have left in the world.
And if either of you lays a hand on her…
I will give you my AIDS!

UGANDANS:
If you don’t like what we say,
Try living here a couple days!
Watch all your friends and family die!
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
(Fuck you!)
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Fuck you God in the ass, mouth,
And cunt-a
Fuck you God in the ass, mouth,
And cunt-a
Fuck you God in the ass, mouth
And cunt-a
Fuck you in the eye!

Hasa-
Diga Eebowai!
Hasa-
Fuck you in the other eye!

Fuck you!
Fuck you God!
Fuck you!
Fuck you God!
Fuck you!
Fuck you God!

Hasa Diga!
Fuck you God!
In the cunt!

[Thanks to John Stephenson for lyrics]
[Thanks to Maddie Cook for corrections]

The Book of Mormon the Musical Hasa Diga Eebowai Lyrics

(Mormon Church of Satan Book of Mormon musical, http://www.themusicallyrics.com/b/225-the-book-of-mormon-musical/1308-hasa-diga-eebowai-lyrics.html)

Do Ugandans really use the vulgar slang expression “cunt“?  No, but Mormons do.

THE WRATH OF JEHOVAH GOD 
IS UPON 
THE MORMON CHURCH OF SATAN.

The market closed a bit down but it will climb back up before Australia Stock Exchange opens.  It has to.  The Mormon Church of Satan is on a roll.

(CNN Money After Hours, February 1, 2018, http://money.cnn.com/data/afterhours/)

This is a picture of a mural advertising another Mormon Church of Satan musical, Escape to Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffett song.  If I read correctly this musical has at least one song mocking Jesus Christ.

Theatergoers to see Mormon Church of Satan Hamilton musical stand on line here, the theater is outside to the left, and another line on the other side of the theater.  I don’t know how soon I will be told that I cannot make an important message from me announcement while standing on private property, in which case I will walk back and forth on the sidewalk.   I must make an important message from me announcements until the Mormon Church of Satan CIA is brought before an international criminal court of law, GUARANTEED.

[THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE SILENT ANGLO AMERICAN REVOLUTION ALLY:]

NUFARM
Escape to Margaritaville
(Australia Stock Exchange, February 2, 2018 11:55am Sydney; February 1, 2018 7:55 Salt Lake City,
http://www.asx.com.au)
[9:32pm, EARLIER MORMON COMPUTER GREMLINS ILLEGALLY PREVENTED ME FROM POSTING SCHOOL OF ROCK AND THE CHI:]


(Australia Stock Exchange, February 2, 2018 11:55am Sydney; February 1, 2018 7:55 Salt Lake City,
https://www.asx.com.au/asx/share-price-research/company/NUF)