Music: Snoop Doggy Dogg

[JUNE 25, 2017, ON MY WAY BACK TO MY ROOM AT THE YWCA (after I left the Mormon church on Glenwood Avenue and after I then made a few an important message from me announcements to MTA passengers) I TOOK PICTURES OF A HOMELESS MIDDLE-AGE WHITE MALE ASLEEP ON A BROWN LEATHER COUCH SHOWCASED ON THE SIDEWALK ON THE CORNER OF ATLANTIC AVENUE AT THIRD AVENUE (YWCA building) AND THE ENTERPRISE WHITE VAN (Enterprise, Utah) WITH OKLAHOMA ADDRESS PARKED ON THE CORNER AND THE AMBULANCE AND FIRE TRUCK AND POLICE CAR ACROSS THE STREET AND THE NEWLY POTTED PLANTS IN FRONT OF JANE RESTAURANT AND “AMERICAN GODS” ADVERTISEMENT ON A PASSING BUS; MORMON COMPUTER GREMLINS ARE ILLEGALLY PREVENTING THE PICTURES FROM UPLOADING FROM MY CAMERA TO MY GOOGLE PHOTOS.  THIS INFORMATION IS POSTED FOR THE GO-NOWHERE LEGAL CASE THAT’S A FIGMENT OF MY LUNATIC IMAGINATION!  (The wrath of Jehovah God is upon you, Mormon Church of Satan.)  CC ALL MORMON BARRISTERS!]

[WARNING: VULGAR, AND VIOLENT—ADVOCATING SHOOTING POLICE OFFICERS:]

WISDOM TREE

[Intro]
EeeyiyiyiyiyahtheDoggPound’sinthehou-owwse (the bomb)
EeeyiyiyiyiyeahtheDoggPound’sinthehou-oww-owse
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb)
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (Dog)


[Verse 1]
From the depths of the sea, back to the block
Snoop Doggy Dogg, funky as the, the, The D.O.C

Went solo on that ass, but it’s still the same
Long Beach is the spot where I serve my ‘caine
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don’t lose your grip
Nine-trizzay’s the yizzear for me to fuck up shit
So I ain’t holdin nuttin’ back
And motherfucker, I got five on that twenty sack
It’s like that and as a matter of fact (rat-tat-tat-tat)
Cuz I never hesitate to put a nigga on his back

Yeah, so peep out the manuscript
You see that it’s a must we drop gangsta shit

What’s my motherfuckin name?

[Hook]
Snoop Doggy Dogg
Snoop Doggy Dogg (the bomb)

Dah dah dah dah, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, dah dah


[Verse 2]
It’s the bow to the wow, creepin and crawlin
Yiggy yes y’allin, Snoop Doggy Dogg in
The motherfuckin house like everyday

Droppin shit with my nigga Mr Dr. Dre
Like I said, niggas can’t FUCK with this
And niggas can’t FUCK with that
Shit that I drop cuz ya know it don’t stop
Mr. One Eight Seven on a motherfuckin cop
Tic toc never the Glock just some nuts and a cock


Robbin motherfuckers then I kill dem bloodclots
Then I step through the fog and I creep through the smog
Cuz I’m Snoop Doggy (who?) Doggy (what?) Doggy [Dogg]

[Hook]
Snoop Doggy Dogg
Snoop Doggy Dogg (the bomb)

Dah dah dah dah, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, dah dah

[Verse 3]
Now just throw your hands in the motherfuckin air
And wave the motherfuckers like ya just don’t care

Yeah roll up the dank, and pour the drank
And watch your step (why?) cuz Doggy’s on the gank
My bank roll’s on swoll
My shit’s on hit, legit, now I’m on parole, stroll
With the Dogg Pound right behind me
And up in yo bitch, is where ya might find me
Layin that, playin that G Thang
She want the nigga with the biggest nuts, and guess what?
He is I, and I am him, slim with the tilted brim
What’s my motherfuckin name?


[Outro]
Oh, Snoopy Dogg, Snoopy Dogg, Snoopy Dogg (the bomb)
Yeah yeah (Dog) I know his name
C’mon Snoopy, c’mon Snoopy (the bomb)
And the Dogg Pound
Snoopy Dogg (the bomb) Snoopy Dogg
Snoopy Dogg (Dog)
(Dog, nasty dog, doggy dog)

(Snoop Doggy Dog, one of the Mormon Church of Satan/CIA’s top rap starbucks, https://genius.com/Snoop-dogg-who-am-i-whats-my-name-lyrics )

PETALUMA, Calif. (AP) — Martha is big, ugly, lazy and gassy. And a world champion.

In a competition annually dominated by the old, the tiny, and the hairless, the 3-year-old, 125-pound Neapolitan Mastiff used her lollygagging youth to win the 29th annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest.

She was a favorite of the Northern California crowd from the start, often plopping down on her side on stage with her droopy face spread across the ground when she was supposed to be showing off. The judges didn’t even need to hear her signature snore to give her the award.

“Do you know you just won the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest?” asked Kerry Sanders of NBC News, one of three judges who gave Martha the crown. Her handler Shirley Zindler answered for her: “I’d gloat, but I need a nap.”

Martha lumbered away with $1,500, a flashy trophy and a trip to New York for media appearances, all things she could hardly care less about.

The dog, from nearby Sebastopol, was rescued when she was nearly blind from neglect by the Dogwood Animal Rescue Project in Sonoma County, where the contest was held. After several surgeries, she can now see again, Zindler said.

The only animal in this year’s contest too big to be held by her handler, Martha beat out 13 other dogs, most of them the kind of older, smaller dogs who win here.

Moe, a 16-year-old Brussels Griffon-pug mix from Santa Rosa, California, who was the oldest in the competition, came in second. He had lost his hearing and sight but his sense of smell is strong and he was enjoying all the smells at the Sonoma-Marin Fair where the contest is held, including funnel cakes and other fried goodies.


Moe, a Brussel griffon pug, from Santa Rosa, Calif., waits to compete in the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair Friday, June 23, 2017, in Petaluma, Calif. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg)

Chase, a 14-year-old Chinese Crested-Harke mix, came all the way from Neath, United Kingdom to take third place.

The contestants were judged on first impressions, unusual attributes, personality and audience reaction.

Many of the contestants were adopted. Monkey, a 6-year-old Brussels Griffon, and Icky, an 8-year-old unknown breed, were both rescued from the homes of hoarders.

These dogs — some with acne, others with tongues permanently sticking out — are used to getting called ugly. But for their owners, it was love at first sight.

“He’s my sexy boy,” Vicky Adler, of Davis, California, said of her 8-year-old Chinese Crested named Zoomer.

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